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Jake Smith retweeted
Please preserve all records of your interactions with taxpayer-funded White House staff to book me on this podcast.
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I just got off the horn with my good friend Catturd. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He was as sharp as ever and, despite the 60 Minutes interview, was in excellent spirits.
He told me to tell everyone that he will be back to bar fighting in short order.
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Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People buff.ly/MSU8g2q
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I’m gonna start a new thread that will be ongoing.
The only thing in the thread will be the profile pictures of every person who calls me “coward” or “retard” or something like that.
I want you all to see something.
Social media is poison for old people. They can’t handle it.
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Complete strangers who have called me “coward”, “retard”, and various other things.
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Me who doesn’t pay the cleaning lady because he’s married to her:
Please tell me what you pay for cleaning a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house. When the cleaner got here, she said she would have to charge more than her quote via email because both of my bathrooms are large (one is a primary and one is a jack and jill), so I told her she didn’t need to clean any of the bedrooms in exchange (my house is clean in general). I only hired someone because it’s my son’s rehearsal dinner and I wanted extra clean. So she is doing 2 large bathrooms (according to her), a great room and a kitchen.
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I have said Muslims are here to conquer. Even leaders in the GOP came after me. Well, for all of you head-in-the-sand types, just listen to their own words.
WOAH 🚨 Muslim leaders are now openly declaring that right now is their chance to takeover Texas after the Democrat Midterms results
They say they will capture Texas for Muslims and make Texas the new “Medina of America, let’s make it that” and they will install Sharia Law, “We're Muslim, and that's why we want Islam for this country”
“In Texas now with the new project because — the entire state, to their surprise, actually turned into blue — this is a chance for us Muslims to grab. By the will of Allah. Alhamdulillah, we see in Dallas a great potential, a great potential for the Ummah (meaning their new nation)
And the reason you have a lot of Islamophobes trying to derail you is because they see it as well. They see, as the media has called it, Darul Hijrah of America now, right? And insha'Allah — by the will of Allah, it will happen.
What does Allah tell us? That in the end, the victory is for the people of taqwa. The victory will come, no doubt to that. We're either gonna be victorious or shuhada, we're not coming back. Insha'Allah”
Dallas, a blessed city, Texas, the great state of Texas — the dawah is gonna grow. People call this the Medina of America. Well, let's make it that. We're Muslim, and that's why we want Islam for this country, because we think that's the best thing. You have to stand firm”
He then says they Muslims will have victory
THEY ARE LITERALLY TELLING YOU their plan is to capture Texas and make it a new the new Medina of America”
My question is where is the CIA? Where is the military? We have Muslims openly planning on taking over our country and states
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Crone Jennifer Welch has reportedly lost $7.6 million for cackling on air at Charlie's murder. That is a good start.
Here are the phone numbers of her two remaining advertisers:
• Article: 1-888-746-3455
• Quince: 1-888-618-9322
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Amazing things are happening in the comments.
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨
Secretary of State Pete Hegseth has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) by @RepThomasMassie. Today will therefore be his last day in office
7 kids, 3 successful marriages, and 1 impeachment because of jealousy over the first two
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There is some truth in what Joel is saying here. Some.
What's left out is the broader, more consequential truth.
Dave Chappelle is a typical Hollywood actor. Hollywood pumps out a steady message that the white Christian man (Charlie Kirk) is the source of all evil.
Dave is no different from the typical Hollywood paid actor. Some make movies, TV shows and podcasts that promote the exact same message. Some make rap songs. Some stand on stage and crack jokes. The actors come in all shapes, sizes and colors. The role Dave plays is easy to identify. The TV show runners, movie directors, the execs at Netflix, etc., get to hide their hands.
Dave Chappele is paid handsomely to say crudely what Netflix and Disney say subtly and subversively.
You might call it Hollywood systemic racism.
The truth is it's a system to divide Christians based on skin color. Christ as King is under attack, not white and black.
10 vital lessons for White people: 👇
1) At the end of the day, Dave Chappell is not a Leftist, he is simply a Black man.
2) Dave is not driven by ideology, he is simply guided by racial solidarity.
3) Dave is not an anomaly. He represents a sizable portion of the Black population in America.
4) When a Black person dies (George Floyd), it makes Dave feel bad. But when a White person dies (Charlie Kirk), it makes him “feel better”.
5) White people think differently: Most often, Whites are divided ideologically (Leftists vs. Conservatives).
6) Plenty of White people celebrated Charlie’s murder, and mourned George Floyd’s overdose, because they are Communists/Marxists.
7) Plenty of other White people mourned Charlie’s murder, and yet, still felt sympathy for George Floyd’s death, because they are Conservatives.
8) Per capita, less than 1% of White people determined who to mourn for based on race. Their decisions were solely based on principles.
9) Generally speaking, White people are the only people who think this way.
10) Whites do NOT need to start hating anyone, but it is vital that Whites at least become aware of how the rest of the world thinks.
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We simply can’t share a country like this
🚨 They didn't lose the child's age. They were trained to leave it out.
Under federal immigration law, sexual abuse of a minor is an aggravated felony. For a noncitizen, it means mandatory detention, deportation and a permanent bar from ever coming back. In my 24 years at ICE ERO, those were the cases we never let slide.
The key element is the child's age. Take the age out of the conviction and you take out the aggravated felony.
According to the House Judiciary Committee report, the Bronx DA's 2019 plea-bargaining guide told prosecutors in these cases to "offer something that does not have the child's age as an element."
Think about what that means. A grown man commits a sex crime against a child. He pleads to something that, on paper, could have been against an adult. The record that reaches ICE no longer shows a child victim. The removal case falls apart, and he stays here.
The child didn't get a plea deal. The child gets to live with it, and maybe in the same neighborhood as him.
This came out Oct. 26. Two weeks later there's been no outrage from the Bronx DA, the AG or the networks. Nothing. @claudiatenney @JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan @itsyourgov @NMalliotakis @EliseStefanik
foxnews.com/politics/house-r…
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The Miller family are patriots!!
Thank you to both of them for going to the frontlines of this fight!!
Now let’s get back to the mission that made everyone jump on board with MAGA!
@KatieMiller & @StephenM!
NEW: Trump's new Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is no longer recused from AI, space and Paramount issues, White House says. Katie Miller, his wife, quit her job at SpaceX and sold her shares today, exited her Paramount contract over the weekend. theatlantic.com/politics/202…
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At least Iran doesn’t have a nuclear weapon.
Texas already has 1084 bills pre-filed for the next session.
Legalize pot
Redistrict
Red flag laws
Property tax increases
Expand eligibility for Medicaid including low-income individuals
New rules on water rights
New rules on subdivisions
Electric utility "monopolies"
Raise state minimum wage to $15/hr
Prohibition of construction of border security measures on state park lands
A "Texas solution" to reforming and addressing issues related to the Medicaid program, including the creation of an alternative program designed to ensure health benefit plan coverage to certain low-income individuals through the private marketplace; requiring a fee.
Reducing ad valorem tax breaks for farmers
Using public funds for lobbying activities
Designating August "Firearm Safety Awareness Month"
The list is massive. Feel free to look at it yourself here:
capitol.texas.gov/Reports/Re…
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The new leader of the Texas Republican Party is @realBrandonGill
He’s 32, he’s energized and he currently commands the most respect among party members.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Texas Democrats are filing a FLOOD of proposed bills that would TAKE AWAY gun rights for Americans.
Here's what's been filed so far:
HB 218 (Johnson): would create extreme-risk protective orders, including temporary orders issued without notice. A family or household member or a peace officer could apply if they allege the person has a serious mental illness and poses an immediate danger because of access to firearms. The person would have to turn over their guns within 24 hours; a full order would last up to a year and could be renewed. Possessing a gun in violation would be a Class A misdemeanor.
HB 173 (Moody): would make it a state jail felony to transfer a semiautomatic rifle that takes a detachable magazine and is larger than .22 caliber to anyone under 21, with exceptions for peace officers, current or honorably discharged military, and some temporary loans at a range or hunt.
HB 576 (Lalani): would bar registered sex offenders from buying a firearm, but only for registration based on an offense committed on or after Sept. 1, 2027.
HB 103 (Martinez): would expand the state crime of reckless discharge of a firearm so it also covers counties of 500,000 or more people, not just cities of 100,000 or more.
SB 80 (Zaffirini): would prohibit certain transfers, purchases, and possession of assault weapons and would create criminal offenses.
HB 606 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to, or the purchase or possession of firearms by, people under 21, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 610 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to certain recipients under 21.
HB 857 (Anchía): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients under 21, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.
HB 771 (Sethi): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.
HB 806 (Reynolds): would prohibit transferring semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients and would increase a criminal penalty.
HB 613 (Lalani): would require a national instant criminal background check on private firearm transfers and would create a criminal offense.
HB 612 (Lalani): would prohibit a sex offender from possessing a firearm. (prob the only reasonable one)
HB 609 (Lalani): would increase the criminal penalty for making a firearm accessible to a child.
HB 658 (Moody): would change the prosecution and punishment of making a firearm accessible to a child and would increase a criminal penalty.
HB 618 (Moody): would restrict transferring firearm magazines to people who are prohibited from possessing the type of firearm the magazine is made for, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 659 (Moody): would require licensed firearms dealers to report certain sales or transfers of multiple firearms or magazines to law enforcement, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 660 (Moody): would require certain people already prohibited from owning or possessing a firearm to dispose of firearms they own, possess, or control.
HB 712 (Gámez): would address a city or county's authority to regulate or prohibit carrying a firearm in certain libraries.
HB 776 (Sethi): would address expulsion-related offenses involving possessing, carrying, exhibiting, or using a firearm on or within 1,000 feet of school property.
HB 859 (Anchía): would increase the criminal penalty for discharging a firearm in certain municipalities.
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The last thing Jensen Huang sees before leaking secrets about the new Nvidia AI chip:
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Gina Hinajosa will waste no time destroying the second amendment.
Trump voters, I hope you are paying attention.
We must take back these statewide seats in 2030.
