@jacksonian

Human copywriter trying to outwrite AI and outsmart the algorithms. Agency Partner @poundandgrain. The Drink Cart on Substack. Hotel lover at @hotelsociety.

 Toronto
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Joined September 2008
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee22h
Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs buff.ly/fgcrXyi

Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs

HELL—A shocking new report has been released which reveals that Hell does, in fact, serve beer, but unfortunately they only serve super-hoppy IPAs that taste like soap. 

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Topps
@ToppsOct 25
The photo on Sal Frelick's newest trading card... 🔥
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Rare 🇺🇸
@RareImageryOct 21
It was a ruff day
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McNeil
@REFLOG18Oct 11
This Jose Ramirez x Moneyball edit by @alexgeorgefilm 🔥🔥
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Danny Deraney
@DannyDeraneySep 9
On this day in 1967, Spiderman debuted in the US, with a banger theme song that has lived rent free in many of you, ever since.
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"They expect you to write code, by hand, like some kind of animal."
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Toronto Blue Jays
@BlueJaysJul 19
Forever in our hearts, Wardo 💙
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Tom Cruise
@TomCruiseJul 13
Digg. Or Die. DIGGER. Only in theaters October 2.

DIGGER | Official Trailer

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The Hollywood Reporter
@THRJul 10
Randolph Mantooth, Firefighter-Paramedic Johnny Gage on ‘Emergency!,’ Dies at 80 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…

Randolph Mantooth, Firefighter-Paramedic Johnny Gage on ‘Emergency!,’ Dies at 80

He partnered with real-life pal Kevin Tighe (Roy DeSoto) on the popular NBC series, then did lots of soap operas.

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Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroJun 10
Yep, I'm that old.
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Lynne
@_ayandamayMay 4
The concept of a mocktail being the same price as an alcoholic drink is one of the stupidest things to ever exist...
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Thor Nystrom
@thorkuApr 23
Vontae Mack no matter what.
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Stirrups Now!
@uniformcriticApr 20
Extremely random 70s at bat (Steve Baker vs Roy Howell in 1978).
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Happy “Flying Pizza” Day if you’re observing it… 19 years ago today. April 16, 2007, Marathon Day, a fan at Fenway Park chucked a slice of 🍕 at another fan. It was a custom job.
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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
@_GottalovezikMar 9
So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads
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tweet davidson
@andyreedMar 3
when the whole team is on claude code
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meghan
@deloisiveteMar 3
What wine pairs best with monitoring the situation
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Minor League Baseball
@MiLBFeb 20
Baseball will be played today. ⚾️ #SpringTraining
A close-up photo of a baseball with the Minor League Baseball logo on it.

ALT A close-up photo of a baseball with the Minor League Baseball logo on it.

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Roger Boylan
@BoylanRogerFeb 18
"If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini it ain’t worth fixing," said Christopher Plummer, opting for the martini.
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aidan
@aidan7501Jan 30
if y’all have ever wondered what performative activism looks like, it looks like this
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