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Ex-YouTuber, ginger cat dad, unbothered aspiring little fellow | he/him

United States
Joined June 2011
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oh you better jenny .
Next stop: my 50th reunion at my all-boys high school.
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Earth day
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this diva
An Uber Eats driver has gone viral for including her feet in delivery photos to get bigger tips from customers
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the concept of 60 minutes australia sending out their hottest reporter as a way to play mind games with the looksmaxer
Replying to @juanvenchy
smashing his face with a hammer for years just to get outmogged by a random middle-aged australian reporter😭
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She is honestly so fab
Britney Spears Smokes Cigarette at Gas Station After DUI Arrest tmz.me/943mwyy
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Jake retweeted
. @KekePalmer Good Morning
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Jake retweeted
today is a great day to bring this gem back.
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"I'm at my limit" emotional or claude?
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Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!
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Jake retweeted
i honestly need something like this to happen once a year to keep me going
Barbie Dream Fest is being compared to Fyre Fest by disappointed attendees after the three day event went viral for all the wrong reasons Fans called it “nightmare” over chaotic organization, weak swag bags, and a tiny marketplace.
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It’s all corrupt girl!
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girl not the kia asylum
they got Rita Ora performing at a car dealership.. somebody get her 100k retweets
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I need her exact prescription regime right now. I’ll take every pill.
I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video
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I love her so much
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Jake retweeted
I love when good things happen to good people
Zara Larsson scores her first #1 hit on US Spotify with “Stateside.”
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They don’t make real divas like that anymore
Hilary Duff reveals to Alex Cooper that she and Lindsay Lohan squashed their beef at a club: “Lindsay came up to me at a club and was like, ‘Are we good?’ And I was like, ‘We’re good.’ She was like, ‘Let’s take a shot.’ I was like, ‘OK.’”
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Everyone on that doc doing backflips to avoid accountability. Meanwhile Miss J is like “yup, we sure did do all that, and it was fab tv.”
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Jake retweeted
i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes
It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday
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