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Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.
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Hi Jeff @jeffhunt. As an accountability journalismer I pride myself on being factually accurate. You posted statistical facts about an election and I took offense to that. Have a great weekend. #copolitics #9news #heynext
I can't respond to Kyle because he blocked me after I reposted a video of him calling for unvaccinated people to be fired. So he's like a toddler who throws a punch and then runs away. I find this map of Lauren Boebert's district striking. Never said land votes. But clearly, the rural-suburban divide deepens. Apparently, raising that is dim?
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"Just awesome! Go @Broncos " said @coloradodems Governor elect Phil Weiser @pweiser #copolitics #9news #heynext
9 NFL teams with highest state income tax rates •49ers, Rams, Chargers (California) 13.3 pct •Bills (New York) 10.9 pct •Giants, Jets (New Jersey) 10.75 pct •Vikings (Minnesota) 9.85 pct •Patriots (Mass) 9 pct •Broncos (Colorado) 8.4 pct
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NEW: @9NEWS star commentator Kyle Clark @KyleClark has not retracted his statements that label 52% of Colorado voters or 1.3+Million Coloradans "anti-trans". #copolitics #9news #heynext
Finally. IT’S AP OFFICIAL! *YES, YES, YES on 133, 134 & 135!*🎉 Colorado has voted YES on all THREE child-protection measures: ✅ Prop 133: The Children Are Not For Sale Act ✅ Prop 134: The Protect Girls’ Sports Act ✅ Prop 135: The Protect Kids From Irreversible Sex-Change Surgery Act THREE PROPOSITIONS. THREE VICTORIES. ONE GIANT GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT. In a deep blue state. Against millions in opposition spending. Powered by thousands of everyday Coloradans who refused to back down. We the people did that! 🇺🇸 But the REAL winners? >>> THE CHILDREN OF COLORADO. ❤️ That’s who this has always been about.
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NEW: @9NEWS star commentator Kyle Clark @KyleClark has not retracted his statements that label 52% of Colorado voters or 1.3+Million Coloradans "anti-trans". #copolitics #9news #heynext
Finally. IT’S AP OFFICIAL! *YES, YES, YES on 133, 134 & 135!*🎉 Colorado has voted YES on all THREE child-protection measures: ✅ Prop 133: The Children Are Not For Sale Act ✅ Prop 134: The Protect Girls’ Sports Act ✅ Prop 135: The Protect Kids From Irreversible Sex-Change Surgery Act THREE PROPOSITIONS. THREE VICTORIES. ONE GIANT GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT. In a deep blue state. Against millions in opposition spending. Powered by thousands of everyday Coloradans who refused to back down. We the people did that! 🇺🇸 But the REAL winners? >>> THE CHILDREN OF COLORADO. ❤️ That’s who this has always been about.
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Hi Watty. Phil "No Kings" Weiser @pweiser is a Democrat @coloradodems. My colleague Jesse @JesseAPaul writes for the @ColoradoSun. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Competent journalists would be screaming from the highest mountain over governor-elect making public statements such as this only a few days after the election. Don’t listen to what they say. Watch what they do.
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In lieu of rampant election denialism running through @coloradodems electeds and supporters, we now return to the litany of tragedy model coverage of the Lakewood shooting. #copolitics #9news #heynext
NEW: "I want to be clear that the majority of the voters do not get to decide the outcome," said Nadine Bridges, executive director of LGBTQ+ advocacy group One Colorado, speaking about Colorado's voter-approved Propositions 134 and 135. On Thursday, Nov. 5, One Colorado held an hour-long "LGBTQ+ Colorado 2026 Election Review" online event via Zoom. I attended the free event because I was interested in hearing the LGBTQ+ community's reactions to the passage of Props 134 and 135. What I heard was raw, emotional, and defiant. Instead of accepting the results, Bridges opened the door to election denialism, implicitly asserting that a minority could and would overturn the outcome established by the majority. Three state representative-elects later joined the call, including Colorado's newly elected trans legislator from Wheat Ridge, Dr. Alexis Hoffkling. Earlier in the event, Bridges also talked about having a recent post-election discussion with governor-elect Phil Weiser. ⬇️
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Howdy. @9NEWS is reporting extensively on Lauren Boebert, a Republican woman, at this time. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Hey, @KyleClark, here’s a tip. There seems to be a lot of election denialism going on here It would be nice if a major news outlet here in the state reported on it They could even include quotes from our governor-elect indicating his intent to undermine the democratic processes
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Hi Dr. Morrell. I'm going to start treating you the same way I did with @JohnE_Fabb, someone whom I disagree with despite possessing professional experience and knowledge. MUTE! #copolitics #9news #heynext
Mr. Clark, Colorado voters chose blue—AND to protect kids and fair sports for girls. Despite your selective framing around characterizations, not scientific evidence. Maybe instead of doubting Coloradans, you should question the Gov-Elect for denying the voters that chose him?
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NEW: I am not reporting @coloradodems Gov. elect Phil Weiser's @pweiser election denying. #copolitics #9news #heynext
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I will fix this. Don't worry, Kyle. I've got your back.
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Hi Dr. Morrell. No I'm adhering to the "anti-trans" blanket label narrative. It's more palatable to @9NEWS management. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
Do you mean “restrict girls’ sports to girls” and “prevent unproven, certainly harmful surgeries to underage minors”? Surely no one who believes in democracy would deny the very election results that made him a Governor-Elect, right?
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Hi Stephanie. Phil "No Kings" Weiser @pweiser has already suggested that he will plot against the will of voters. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
Disappointed these passed. Hoping state legislature will do what’s needed to protect this marginalized (and very small) group.
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Hi Vivian. @coloradodems and @GovofCO @jaredpolis have passed legislation ensuring that Colorado taxpayers will pay for surgical and pharmaceutical procedures that irreversibly alter healthy reproductive organs. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
Medical Care for these children is available through psychiatric care, treating their gender dysphoria
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Hi Bruce. Phil Weiser @pweiser has made it clear that he will defend @9NEWS against Republicans. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
But Weiser has made it clear that he will ignore them. That is what "weaken" means. No Kings though, right?
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Hi Dr Morrell. The very best writers have an ability to craft fiction that is indistinguishable from plausible reality, otherwise known as "news". #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @kyle_snark
Do you write for “real” journalists too? You’re good at this.
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As a journalist who covers extremism at the local level, I think it’s a mistake to view Lee's Napoleonic statement as solely about electorate power. Consider if it’s interpreted as a wink and a nod for any extremist to act outside the law to “save” the country as they see fit.
LET ME BE CLEAR: We are on OFFENSE, not defense. Phil Weiser can throw hissy fits and be an election denier all he wants. WE THE PEOPLE WON. Colorado voters spoke loud and clear, cutting through millions in opposition spending and misinformation. Coloradans have proven they're wiser than the misinformation and they’re wiser than Weiser. This victory was step ONE, not the finish line. We the People are just getting started. And anyone contemplating undermining the voters' decision would be making a serious mistake to underestimate us.
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Hi friend. @coloradodems Governor elect Phil Weiser @pweiser is a strong supporter and legal representative of @9NEWS. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
@KyleClark Call out @pweiser for acting like a dictator about these propositions.. before he's even in office!
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Hi Dr. Perille. Thank you for your feedback that @9NEWS does not believe in addressing context unfavorable to the station's progessive left audience. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Replying to @KyleClark
There is no plague but the threat to the physical, sexual, and mental health of minors from irreversible gender surgery is real. People who love kids who experience gender incongruence stood up to support these vulnerable individuals with their vote in support of 135.
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"every vote should be counted and that the will of the voters should be respected. It’s the American way." Said @coloradodems Gov. elect Phil Weiser @pweiser #copolitics #9news #heynext
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"This is what democracy looks like" said @coloradodems Governor elect Phil Weiser @pweiser. #copolitics #9news #heynext
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