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@maxfine_

comedian/single mother of three/night coffee

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined January 2020
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they say pressure makes diamonds but I’ve seen those hydraulic press videos and it mostly just makes shit explode
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"Callback" Is a beautiful name for a second child.
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Replying to @maxfine_
A second tab of lsd was just put on Max Fine’s tongue.
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to catch the world’s most dangerous pedophiles…we need to bring in the best for one. last. job
Kevin Spacey (@KevinSpacey) profile pictureKevin Spacey
@KevinSpacey15 Jul 2025
Release the Epstein files. All of them. For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough. I hate to make this about me — but the media already has.
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WE LOVE TO SEEE IT! Back in March, we proudly endorsed @bradlander and @ZohranKMamdani for mayor in a dual, unranked endorsement. Today, they've cross-endorsed, urging their respective supporters to rank each other second. This is "Not Me, Us" personified. nytimes.com/2025/06/13/nyreg…
Mamdani and Lander Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race (Published 2025)

Mamdani and Lander Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race (Published 2025)

Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander, the two leading progressive candidates in the race, hope their partnership will help them leverage the ranked-choice voting system to defeat Andrew M. Cuomo.

nytimes.com
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic6 Jun 2025
Name the best movie you’ve ever seen about friendship.
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It's over. Breaking Bad is one of the all time great shows. At its core, a love story. A love story between a man and his family, a man and Aaron Paul, a man and himself, a man and chemistry but for drugs. Can't wait for my next rewatch. I'm crazy fucking drunk.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David is sitting courtside and doesn't want to wear the playoff t-shirt. Brunson sees him as he's about to make a clutch time shot to win the game and he gets distracted because Larry isn't wearing the shirt and Brunson misses the shot.
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Bag of Tricks is being re-released tomorrow via our friends at 800 Pound Gorilla - experience the thrill ride... again!
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What if Morgan Wallen stormed off SNL because there’s no “Best of Ana Gasteyer” DVD
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sticking up for myself for the first time in years by only allowing necessary cookies
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why is it so hard for Americans to understand that it is better for things to be good for more people
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I’ll be thinking bout this for a while. #SeveranceFinale
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I may never recover. Dude asked what I was gonna wear and then cancelled the date.
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If Mahmoud Khalil didn’t want to get abducted to a Louisiana detention center, he shouldn’t have been protesting ethnic cleansing in a country where he has a green card, a visa, a pregnant wife, and express written permission to protest in the country’s founding document.
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first they came for the socialists, and I was like, “oh no! my bike shop guy!”
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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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Those bastards. They hit us in the night
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If Green Day can do it, why not us
the tisburys the band (@the_tisburys) profile picturethe tisburys the band@the_tisburys11 Feb 2025
🎶THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE🎶
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One time I was playing golf at Roosevelt and saw Aaron what’s his fuck ona hike in Griffith Park and was like damn, this is fucking Hollywood right here bro. I 3 putted. Aaron Paul that’s his name.
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