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ill-conditioned

Joined July 2026
the ai lab -> doomer chud pipeline is actually real
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Bro this tiger is fat as fuck
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how bro felt tweeting this
Side note: highly recommend not pissing off 155IQ cracked autist with long time horizons and unlimited will fueled by turbo ADHD spite/sense of justice
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When i was a sophomore i met this person online who had this pfp and when i met them in person they looked exactly like this
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me when my whole company is built on plagiarizing open-source tech but i’m high agency and a little fruity so it’s okay
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Congrats
Simu Liu got married to his fiancée, Allison Hsu. [📸: @simuliu ]
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this was them 10 years ago
A RETARD IN MOTION IS BETTER THAN A GENIUS AT REST
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genuinely bro while writing this
Correction: I said Duel is halal, not gambling. Which is true, under the Islamic fiqh definition of qimar. Gambling is absolutely haram under Islamic law. However Duel is the first and only casino in the world to offer zero edge, where the house doesn't have an advantage. Gambling is considered bad due to its destructive tendencies caused by negative expected value in the long run. All four Sunni schools would agree that zero edge gambling, when combined with the entertainment factor, generate a net positive return, making it fall under Islamic investing laws rather than gambling. Duel is extremely halal, you just don't know your own religion. The Prophet accepted entertainment and relaxation as a material benefit (rawwiḥū al-qulūb sāʿatan baʿda sāʿah, روحوا القلوب ساعة بعد ساعة), if you bothered reading your own Quran. The Quran forbade a thing that breeds hatred and takes wealth. A fair, bounded game played for enjoyment does neither, and is explicitly halal if a faithful reading of Mohammed's texts is conducted. I wouldn't expect you to understand or know any of this though, you can keep falsely calling people kaffirs and telling people Allah will burn in hell. Christ is King and your hatred will not overpower his Love.
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I’m sensing deep despair in academics over the past week. Astra, Fable, Muse are zero-shotting benchmarks in robotics & world models. Uneasy pill to swallow, but this is what step jumps in progress looks like.
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the slight grin when he begs for mercy oh my... you are moving different robert
THE FOURTH WALL BREAK OH ROBERT THE MAN YOU ARE
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Note needed: a POV shot is different to a fourth wall break - there are no fourth wall breaks in, for example, Silence of the Lambs, but many POV shots. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point-of-…
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Bro you gotta buy like a server rack to store this much shit how do you lose the plot this bad
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