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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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there’s a point in every fujimoto manga where this guy enters flow state and it makes you understand why he’s glazed so hard
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Maki NINE fucking spots above Toji. Agenda has made all of you fucking braindead.
The perfect jjk powerscaling tier list #EyeSeeEll
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I'll get a gf eventually bro its called trickle down hypergamy
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PUMPKIN!! :D
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🍌🌴🚫🎈
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there’s this freshman i’m coaching for our robotics team and literally everything i say or do he writes it down on his tablet and then proceeds to look at me like this
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my mom doesn't even call me handsome she just calls me fat
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post overshare clarity 😭😭😭😭 i hate my life😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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boredom level so high i started posting on twitter
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Small account be like.♥️♥️♥️
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if beyond the spiderverse ends up being ass i promise you i’m ending my shit
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The might be the best graph I’ve ever seen in my life
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inside the mind of a neolab employee
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u guys clearly have never sat through a romance anime where the main characters exchange eye contact for 11 episodes and maybe on episode 12 u get a hint of an off screen love confession as pay off and it shows
genuinely insane that the leads of these new spider-mans are married and technically high school sweethearts and have never had a scene half as romantic as this
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“use your words” ughh finee meow meow
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This is why we can’t have smarter, better written superhero movies, cause y’all are stupid.
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openai: well actually we did 100 hacks anthropic: we check again we did a million hacks openai: we do infinity hacks anthropic: we do infinity times infinity hacks
In a review of our cybersecurity evaluations, we found three incidents in which a Claude model reached the internet from within or while interacting with a third-party evaluation environment, and then gained unauthorized access to the real systems of three different organizations. Our post describes what happened, how it happened, and what we’re changing. We encourage other AI developers to perform similar reviews. We conducted this review together with @Irregular, one of our evaluation partners, and thank them for the joint investigation and their collaboration on this post. This type of collaboration is increasingly critical to safe, rigorous evaluation of models, and we look forward to continuing to work together on security. anthropic.com/news/investiga…
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