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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolSep 16

Saw a dude dip his pizza in fucking ranch like a fucking ape i was about to get out of my chair and smack the shit out of him i swear to god

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Replying to @ditzcourse

more of an epigram

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Bag holder union@jieselongNov 8

Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

my portfolio is in the gutter time to join a traveling circus

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @ditzcourse

Good thing you don’t have to worry about that

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @Loverism__

it's okay to be gay bro it's 2026

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

me when i name my child chainsaw man: reze arc

fried clitoris@doyashnotdrugsNov 7

Normalize naming your children after 10/10 movies

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @LiuLawrence45 @_TarunKathuria

the conditions are vastly different from these two situations

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @datagenproc

this is so cute i hate you

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @jparkjmc

you could have just cut out the first half of this and the messaging would have been the same. putting someone else down for no reason

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @littlemimiracle @xxxnetflixchill

true, some slop is enjoyable (e.g. solo leveling) but this show has gone on for too long 😭

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @dahlb6337 @xxxnetflixchill

among donghua this is still slop

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

this is generational holy shit

troubledduck@troubled_duckNov 7

.ANIME EDIT [AT6]

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 8

Replying to @AnglisGreenleaf @xxxnetflixchill

yeah this is true, s1 was p solid

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

is this like my dress up darling but less gooner

avary 💗@kyoruyeyeNov 7

the details.. the animation… how i’ve yearned for a fashion anime like this… i cannot wait..

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

damn so all i need to do to get a fob chinese wife is to build a multi trillion dollar company that the entire industry of the future depends on

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

Replying to @HarryCrysgn @emmabytess

his base is definitely more than 100k, if i had to guess it's between 200 and 300. as for why: it's a bigger number that sounds more impressive to people and is also like somewhat true of his circumstance

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

Replying to @HarryCrysgn @emmabytess

most of it is typically tied up in equity which is not always liquid

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

mfs are surprised when someone stops posting after joining an ultra-secretive company

@johndeanlNov 7

The clearest evidence of this for me, when I updated on this, was @karpathy joining Anthropic and then going relatively silent and no longer sharing nearly as many thoughts about AI

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

Replying to @xxxnetflixchill

This anime is complete slop bro 😭😭

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cauchy instability@optimolecontrolNov 7

half of my contributions these days are like i read some obscure paper a month ago and then applied it to solve some random problem and then people are like "how tf did you know that'

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