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Napper. Schmactor. Bread enthusiast. 🎥 The Residence, Netflix/ March 30

Los Angeles, Ca.
Joined September 2009
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how is it that @Grindr can’t help their members with all the add yoid think they had actual office support
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Just fyi @ATT sucks. They lied about iPhone 17 promo, took my phone, lowballed me & tried to force me into higher cost plan after I had been told that would NOT be the case by a rep 2 weeks before the transaction. Use @TMobile or @Verizon or basically any other carrier.
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This is the best meeting story EVER
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Worth reading this…
Exclusive: We have said that @bbcnews has become a propaganda tool of Hamas. Well here is the proof. Sit down and hold on to something. Thread ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released 34 years ago this week. One of the most commercially and critically successful crime thrillers ever made, the making of story is like having an old friend for dinner… 1/45
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Take the two minutes and watch this. Hilarious.
PLEASE if you’ve never watched this now’s the time
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Oh hey @SenatorFischer your husband is a racist disrespectful piece of shit.
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I just watched ep 10 of #Shrinking and I can’t take it anymore it’s so good the cast is great the writing is great I want more NOW
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So you voted for Trump. Or you didn’t vote cause of some BS virtue signaling/thinly veiled antisemitism. Or you voted for grifter Jill Stein. Well buckle up, you’re about to reap the horrors of what you just voted in. Good luck!
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Election fashion 🌊🇺🇸💙 #Harris_Walz2024
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Fa**ot approved 👏🏼
Jason Kelce grabbed and threw someone’s phone to the ground after his brother Travis was called a homophobic slur for dating Taylor Swift. In another angle of the incident, Jason appears to say the word back, asking, “Who’s the f- - - - - now?” trib.al/YEVZBQp
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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
THE EXACT MOMENT THE DODGERS WON THE 2024 WORLD SERIES!
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The LA District Attorney announces he is recommending a resentencing for the Menendez brothers after 34 years behind bars. This could provide them a chance for a freedom at last.
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Brilliant. @KamalaHQ 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Kamala Harris: Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street
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As a taxpayer with exactly 0 children (and no plans for one) I will gladly pay to have someone else’s kid fed.
It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare system that needs to deal with it.
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Excellent. Take a listen.
My open letter to @ChappellRoan:
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So nice seeing the galactically annoying @cenkuygur get schooled HARD by @DouglasKMurray 👏🏼
Watch @DouglasKMurray wiping the floor with Cenk Uyghur 👇 “You care only when the Jews are involved. Your surname is ‘Uyghur’, but you don't even care when China puts one million Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps, because Jews are not involved.”
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Politics, but make it fashion.
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I don’t care if she’s Indian Black Rastafarian Danish German or from fucking outer space I’m all in for #Kamala2024
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Look I love RDJ but this is part of our industry’s problem. The fact that he makes this much money yet every day player/actor on a weekly contract will get scale & a “take it or leave it” offer is gross & out of balance. We definitely need a change.
Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say. Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”variety.com/2024/film/news/r…
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