I'm a big fan of stupid people in large groups. that's why I support TTP and Scorecard. I am but a simple Texan.

Texas, USA
Joined September 2023
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50% CHANCE OF RAIN 2MRW ☔️ #TXLEGE
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At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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Texas Early Voting Report (day 8) from @longhornderek is out.
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memento mori retweeted
Sigh.
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The lesson: “Don’t suck.”
Katie Zacharia reveals lesson her brief White House stint taught her kids as she recounts final day trib.al/zow9xz5
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Sorry Derek, I only trust polling data from Latino_Retard_1776 with the AI profile pic.
Apparently I’m a leftist. That’s going to come as quite a shock to my clients. 🤣
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memento mori retweeted
“Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne"
Tri-tip and deviled egg salad sandwich for breakfast. Why? Because this is America, that’s why.
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Me, applying for this job like......
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UNDERCOVER: GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY! "The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that." That's California Gov. Gavin Newsom, a likely 2028 presidential candidate, speaking to an undercover journalist while campaigning in New Hampshire. Asked by a "younger voter" who said "we don't want Kamala Harris, we want more democratic socialist policies": "No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently." "You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
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memento mori retweeted
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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memento mori retweeted
If you’d like to know if someone is a grifter simply see if they react and attack @longhornderek for posting basic numbers. #txlege
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JUST IN: South Korean government study reveals paper straws may cause greater environmental harm than conventional plastic straws.
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This graphic shows the most significant takeaway after week 1, IMO. (Oh and if you’re not subscribed to @longhornderek, you are under informed about Texas elections. Periodt.)
Texas Early Voting Report (day 7) from @longhornderek is out.
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I swear it’s just a coincidence 😂
Houston, we have liftoff Bigger service area now live
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Replying to @JoshuaBarzon
Holy crap, I've been compromised, my PIN is on this chart!
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Texas Early Voting Report (day 7) from @longhornderek is out.
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typical libertarian nonsense tbh
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.
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It’s funny because Bo French hates Viveks; it’s the ultimate insult thrown at that racist. #txlege
Replying to @scottbraddock
Bo is the Vivek of Texas.
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