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building scalable web & networked cloud systems. | Jesus is King

Gulu, Uganda
Joined September 2016
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Intelligence is the ability to make the best decision given the right context. Knowledge is the context
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Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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I need an aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I want a name that sounds like a 60-year-old Russian hitman trapped in a 2-pound dog’s body. Please help. I’m desperate.
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This sounds insane, but he’s right F1 teams are made up of the most autistic engineers you can think of They do the craziest design optimizations all to save grams on weight or reduce drag by tenths of a percent It’s shame because their talents could be used on things that actually matter
JUST IN: Artemis II astronaut Reid Wiseman says F1 engineering is "miles ahead" of NASA
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😂😂
Somewhere out there, a CS student is building a Library Management System for their final-year project
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Since CZ told Elon that if he didn't behave, he'd sell off $1bn worth of SpaceX stock, Elon hasn't tweeted a single laugh emoji about the Binance hack. Like Robert Greene said, "When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword. Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet".
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Me and the boys using AI in the Oil and Gas industry
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Call me paranoid, but be extra careful visiting ANY web site in the next few days, as some web admins are not always up-to-date with security patches. Two vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) reported for PHP, the web programming language, affecting servers running popular apps like WordPress and Magento, with patches released October 21, 2026 after details leaked early. Exploitation was confirmed in the wild soon after disclosure, prompting quick WAF protections and patching by IT teams, as unauthenticated attacks could turn visited sites into vectors for credential theft or device exploits. Stay SAFU!
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General Relativity for babies ✍️
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Things be tight and your young bro is worried about epigeal germination
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I have a theory Ugandans born in the mid-to-late 70s were VERY intentional about marrying attractive people. They started having kids from 1999 de onwards and that's why Kampala's baddie per square meter is off the charts right now. We thank them!
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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The best intro ever made by Apple 🫪 Apple October (Unleashed) Event
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Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Love exists 🥰
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.
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No matter what all I need is a Hilux
Real life, baby
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Replying to @AbbottBirungi
Max Verstappen in 1st place with a lap to go being told to “paka deya “
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Dust delayed is not dust denied.
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BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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