@ClassADude

I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM .

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Joined October 2010
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When you carve a pumpkin, make the eyes first so it has to watch you carve the rest.
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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman1 Feb 2019
Smoking weed is like jerking off. I don’t mind if you do it just don’t blow it in my face.
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meghan
@deloisivete1h
I wish I loved anything as much as Teams loves trying to get me to turn my microphone on when I'm coughing
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey@MonkeysMarch4h
Anyone know how to buy some years back? Do you have to buy them singly or can you buy them in a package. I need to buy 15-20 years . . . more if they're not too expensive.
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AbbyDabbyBOObies
@DearAuntAbby59m
Only a real ginger regrets not wearing sunscreen at the end of October, cause biopsy scars suck.
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tater🍁@TrueTorontoGirl3h
Every time I lay my head down to sleep my brain starts dumb conversations with me.
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rainer fm@rainerfm1h
Expecting a child to pee immediately before a road trip is an insidious form of domestic terrorism.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords27h
Good Morning Postcards From The Coffin Corner Twitterverse
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Stu, For Real@StuForReal3h
You say nightmare scenario like it's a bad thing
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy2h
🎶Whoaaa here he comes Watch out girl he’ll fact you up Whooaaaa here he comes He’s a maaaannsplainer🎶
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew10h
where’s this moderation place im supposed to go do my drugs at
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mariana Z
@mariana0575h
I just bought a bunch of those stick figure decals & I’m going to randomly add family members to the windows of unattended vehicles.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric8h
Welcome to Twitter: you should be ashamed of yourself, just like the rest of us.
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tater🍁@TrueTorontoGirl3h
I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable. *Rolls in a ditch*
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew8h
i have faith that even my dumbest ideas will prevail
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Jen@SleepEatScream8h
You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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Forward March@RunOldMan8h
Fastest run ever!! I just ran 1/1000th of a mile in 6 seconds cause I had to pee like really bad.
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy4h
I don’t really feel up to “crushing it” today, is there a different option?
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious6h
I got errands to run today but first *sips from mug*
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ↁᎯᨆ⫯ᕍ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🟧🟦@Davidnolastname16h
I don’t find it to be a consequential debate.
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AbbyDabbyBOObies
@DearAuntAbby22 Dec 2020
Procrastinator implies the existence of an amateur crastinator.
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