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when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore
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The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch
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Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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I fundamentally do not understand what people who go “I work in finance” or “I work in tech” do or mean. Give me an example of your day. It never makes sense. What the hell is your task, what are you doing in there
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here
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I love elephants . If there was an elephant in the room I would not only address it I would also give it a hug



















