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@WhitWheeler
Joined May 2014
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chase@_chase_____Nov 5
when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore
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The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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jake@wormpullerOct 22
Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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✮@istgnolimitOct 25
why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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I fundamentally do not understand what people who go “I work in finance” or “I work in tech” do or mean. Give me an example of your day. It never makes sense. What the hell is your task, what are you doing in there
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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erin@erndromedaSep 17
don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here
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locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes
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You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495
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erika@yeeeerikaSep 7
see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider
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blehh@pupzypupSep 3
bird 1: are we safe? bird 2: yeah he only has one stone
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death by a thousand $20 purchases
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grovy@grovymangoAug 27
I love elephants . If there was an elephant in the room I would not only address it I would also give it a hug
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Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance
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